Archive for September, 2009

Classic funny couplets

On the joint: wind, and rain in the next, I’m waiting for you back; the second line: as you’re born, you die, waiting a lifetime for you; scroll reads: the wrong people.

The United: Look back of Jisha mighty force; the second line: turned to scare millions of bold warriors; scroll reads: OMG I

On the joint: exam cheating in the coming year when the school brother; the second line: no personality rather not fail; scroll reads: that is to lead!

On the joint: mahjong poker Golden Flower, losers after the home; the second line: Trail westerly thin horse, heartbroken people End of the World; scroll reads: Can A!

On the joint: remove digital I and II; the second line: There are 45,679; scroll reads: only 38!

On the joint: line you say you are OK all right; the second line: you said no no no trekking trip; scroll reads: disagrees not work.

The Union: crazy for you, for you suffered for your tired of all crimes; the second line: for you, crazy for you, die for you rattle rattle the walls of the collision; scroll reads: Crazy for Love.

On United: I love liver flavored; the second line: people who love me miserable; scroll reads: Bitter Life.

On the joint: In for the handsome; the second line: the next for the pig; scroll reads: Marshal canopy.

On the joint: pseudonyms false address; the second line: Pianchipianhe feeling cheated; scroll reads: take the bait.

The United: Red rice pumpkin soup, a child of a wife to help; the second line: red rice tortoise soup, a wife, a gang of kids; scroll reads: times.

On the joint: love and be loved is difficult; the second line: affectionate affinity to time; scroll reads: brotherhood priceless

The Joint: no black sheep in the hills sun; the second line: pigs in the pen cover their non-white! Scroll reads: I am what I